I guess all I'm trying to do here is justify buying this:
A $40 bit of sentimental zone denial tomfoolery.
Supposedly you can bring it in the house for the winter. But the greenhouse guy was hinting to me that I would probably kill it. And he seemed to know what he was talking about.
Well, even if it only lasts the summer, it will be wonderful. My very own orange tree. I'm so excited.