I avidly read Yarn Harlot, and her recent Stash Toss this spring (apparently "toss" in Canadian means a good going-through. What I would call a "yarn fondle." But anyway.) was highly amusing. I don't have much of a stash because I am very careful (cheap) and only buy yarn for specific projects. I have always been secretly proud of myself for this organization and frugality. Why hoard? It's just silly. I mean, why would you stockpile?
It just doesn't make sense. I'm so glad I'm much more practical than that.
What is the urge to hoard? So primitive! I am much more highly evolved than that.
Whoops, is that 13 lbs of coffee in the house? And is one of those pounds in the bedroom?